When it comes to those who breathe the rare air of the upper stratosphere, you are bound to hear just about everything as far as baby names. Here are some of the most recent baby names that the rich and famous are choosing for their tiny tots.
With celebrities, there is almost one thing you can be certain of: You won’t hear the same name twice. We often have trouble hearing some of them just once. Let’s take a look at some of the names that are making history. It’s a good thing that these kids’ parents have a good day job or else the small wonders would really want to hide their faces.
Weirdest Name Awards
Kal-El – This distinction goes not just to Clark Kent’s real father, Jor-El, but also to Nicholas Cage, who gave his son this out-of-this-world name, too.
Bear Blue – Alicia Silverstone of Clueless fame thought this name was cute for a small human.
Cricket – Actress Busy Philipps seems to like small creature names. This was the name of her newest child. The oldest is named Birdie.
Blue Ivy – The honour of this combination goes to Jay-Z and Beyonce. Colours are great, but as first names, there is a question mark.
Tennessee James – Reese Witherspoon’s newest baby may have gotten his name from her childhood home. State and city names are usually best left on the map.
Reignbeau – This is the first name of Ving Rhames’ daughter. It is a beautiful French play on “Rainbow”, but still curious.
Sage Moonblood – Spice names are better left on the spice rack is our advice for Sylvester Stallone. If not we’ll have Thyme, Paprika and Cumin joining us soon.
Tu – Not so strange in itself, unless you consider that the last name is Morrow, after actor Rob Morrow. Poor kid.
Jermajesty – The Jacksons have made another list. This one is the son of Jermaine. There are easier ways to name your child after you.
Audio Science – Sounds like a college major, but is indeed the name of the son of actress Shannyn Sossamon.
Pilot Inspektor – This one takes the proverbial cake. And, it is all thanks to actor Jason Lee. His son might not think it’s so cool later on.
Moxie CrimeFighter – Sounds like a stage name, which might be just as well for this son of magician Penn Jillette, one half of the duo Penn & Teller.
Bronx Mowgli – This kid won’t know whether he belongs in the borough or the bough. Bronx is a section of New York, of course, but Mowgli came straight from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book.
Hopefully after reading this list of highly unusual celebrity baby names, you will know what NOT to do when your time comes.